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Welcome back, cats and kittens, to Free-Teaser-Chat.com. Today we’re going undercover to inspect the goodies at a fine-looking site called CamTrue. Going in, I had high hopes for this one. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, this site looks good on the surface, but does it have any decent free teaser chat and video? We’ve been disappointed before.”

Indeed we have, and after looking at CamTrue, it turns out that we’re gonna have to chalk up another disappointment on the ol’ tote-board of life. You know, I half-jokingly looked around for a counterpart to Camtrue called CamFalse, but concluded that there wasn’t one. Yet it appears I may have been too hasty in my judgment! As I continued my research into this particular putative camgirl collection, it became clear that CamTrue could, in fact, justifiably be called CamFalse. It’s basically a shell of what could have been a good adult chat site. Like a theater set, it looks good until you put your hand through the papier maché and realize it’s as hollow as Jessica Simpson’s skull. Speaking of Miss Simpson — by golly, that girl ain’t got much upstairs, but what a staircase! (Just kidding, Jessica. You know I love you, and I’ve got the restraining orders to prove it).

But I digress, as usual.

In any case, here’s how the site looks once you jump onto their website:

On Second Thought…

Not too cheesy, right? How do you like that strategically-placed black star in the first picture? Classy, eh? I think it would be somewhat cooler if they put the names of the girls on the thumbnails so you’d know who you were dealing with, but let’s be honest — most of us couldn’t care less about what the girl calls herself, at least not at first. That comes later. (And hopefully so do you, har har).

I happen to think that the second girl in each of the top two rows happens to look rather edible, so those are the girls I picked to try to get to know better. Except — and you knew this was coming — they were never online. I was crushed. No free today. No free ever!

OK, so we’ve all encountered the occasional site that shows every girl, whether they’re online or not. Usually they put the online girls at the top of the page or otherwise mark them as being online, but not always, and not here. And is there a link that lets you open a page with only the online performers on it? There is not. The search engine doesn’t work, either, even if you plug in a specific girl’s name. If you want somebody in particular, you’ll have to flick through page after page of performers until you find them.

Runnin’ on Empty

But back to the “never-online” issue. Click one of the fetching li’l thumbnails here, and you get the young lady’s profile page, complete with misleading info about the model (it seems to be the same on every page — odd how all the girls are 4′ 9″ and weigh less than 97 pounds. OK, whatever). While I hate to say that this site never has any girls on it, since I didn’t stay on forever and didn’t check every single profile, I looked and looked and never saw a single active performer. That’s uberweird, and I’ve never seen that on any other site, not even 247live or 2lips! When you’ve got hundreds of performers to choose from, there ought to be a smattering available at any time. But there ain’t.

This should lead you to a conclusion so inevitable that I shouldn’t even have to say it: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FREE TEASER ON CAMTRUE. None whatsoever. It’s enough to make a porn-miser cry.

About those profile pages: all is not lost if you’re a member, because you can get access to the model’s picture gallery. That’s fine and all, but I can find nudie pictures on the ‘Net anywhere I look, so I am not impressed. But! The fact that you can become a member is an indication that, despite the site being basically an empty shell with no girls inside, something still works. Oh, and the membership is free, too! It’s simple, never asks you for your credit card number, mother’s maiden name or blood type, and you don’t even have to go to your fake email to get an access link. But wait a minute — why bother becoming a member if there are never any girls online?

Well, there is that.

Drat!

I’m sorry I can’t tell you more about the site, but even the often-omnipotent Chris Anderson has no idea what’s going on here. I have no idea how much the girls charge when or if they’re actually on, and how you can load money into your account remains a mystery to me. I’m going to keep an eye on CamTrue, and I’ll happily change my verdict if it ever seems to come back to life. Maybe the site’s just having a bad month or something. At the moment all I can say is this: don’t bother with CamTrue. It’s a waste of time, and a confusing one at that. Go to Flirt4Free or ImLive instead.

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