Ah, CumTV. Now there’s a name that makes no bones (or should I say boners?) about why you’re really here. Admit it, pal — you’re here to see pure raw sex, and lots of it. Come to CumTV and you’ll have that. In a recent visit, your old pal Chris found an impressive 430 models online, including 173 saucy vixens of all ethnicities just waiting to strut their considerable stuff for free. Now that’s sexayyy if you ask me. And while I may be too cheap to pay serious per-minute charges to see the other girls online (there were 251 total, not including the couples and fetishistas), I still had a close look at their thumbnails and was able to get the occasional tingle that way.
Okay, So This is a Little Weird.
Let me tell you something: CumTV is a site that really delivers, at least when it comes to picking the kind of babe you’re looking for, though I’m still not sure why there was a rabbit with a pancake on its head stuck in amongst the voluptuous black girls. I kid you not — a real rabbit. I think. Unless it was stuffed. And, yes, with what appeared to be a pancake on its head. Don’t believe me? Well, take a look:
So there. What is this, some new erotic trend that has passed below Master Christopher’s radar screen? Egad. I may be just a tad perverse, but I’m not sure I’m up to chatting with a pancake-clad rabbit. It’s just a bit gauche. Of course, it might be a pika or a chinchilla even a guinea pig or something, in which case I’d have to reconsider. Ahem.
Ooooh, wanna see something even weirder than a rodent with a pancake chapeau? How about a Muslim chat girl? Yeah buddy!
Okay, so she’s cute and all, but can you say, “What’s the point?” I sure can. Isn’t a Muslim chat girl right up there with Amish porn on the Unlikely Scale? I mean, they can’t even show their hair without being considered immodest. Then again, as they say: different strokes for different folks. She probably gets her share of attention.
Moving Right Along.
Anyway, seeing as this is a free teaser chat review site, you may well be thinking, “That’s all very well and good, but does CumTV have any free chat?” In fact, it does. It’s not as impressive as, say, that of Flirt4Free or even LiveJasmin, but it exists. It’s just that, as the hooker said to the midget, it’s kinda short. By my fine-tuned precision chronograph, which I got for five bucks at Wal-Mart, it last for all of two minutes. Oh, well, it is free teaser chat, and it’s fun to talk to the girls, all of whom seem quite busy most of the time. And while you’re unlikely to get a girl naked in free chat on CumTV (especially not in two minutes!), that doesn’t mean you can’t get some free thrills on occasion. For example, in just a few minutes of viewing today, I got to see a very fine nipple, and one girl demonstrated to me in a very graphic way just how dewy her nether valley was. Yum.
Details, Details!
One of CumTV’s best features is its drop-down menu, where you can choose from a wide range of performers — not just by gender, but by hair color and other important criteria too, such as ethnicity and age. The video also tends to be of high quality, and it’s real easy to switch from girl to girl without getting a massive slowdown because of resource allocation and poor site design issues. This is all very important when you’re trying to cadge as much free teaser chat time as you can. If you absolutely must pay (as if!), you’ll get charged somewhere in the neighborhood of $1.99 and up minute for nude chat and private shows. That’s not so bad, I suppose. You can recharge your account by credit card in increments of $25, $40, $50, $80, and $100.
So here’s the skinny. There’s some free teaser chat at CumTV, but only a little. You can, however, occasionally refresh your connection to a chat host and get a little more, or skip from one girl to another until you wear out your welcome. At some point, though, you’re going to be directed to their Free Membership page, which is just an invitation to pay money to see the ladies, and you know how I feel about that. One good point that must be re-emphasized is the huge selection of models available to help ease you through your day, so life’s not all bad. I mean, CumTV is way better than 247live or a stick in the eye. From a free teaser chat perspective it’s unlikely to become your second home or anything, but it’s somewhere you can fiddle round while you’re waiting for your favorite girl on Flirt4Free to finish with a private show.
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