Tips > Getting the Most Out of Free Teaser Chat

If I have a mantra I can call my own, it’s “Nothing’s better than free.” If you’re a frequent guest to my humble web-abode, you’ve seen that sentiment more than once on these pages. Now, that’s not necessarily the best-ever approach to take with women, as many a potential Mrs. Anderson has made clear in the past. But hey, it’s part of who your buddy Chris is. So I’m a cheapskate, a miser, a skinflint. Call me what you will, I won’t end up being some Scrooge McDuck-type sitting alone with a candle in his counting room, going through his pennies. Oh, no. A hundred years ago maybe, but now we have electricity and all the cool things that come with it — like electric lights, and the Internet. And on that latter pinnacle of technological achievement, I can meet and look at all the cute girls I want to at any time of the day or night, and a lot of them will take off their clothes for me and do all kinds of perverted things! Oh, joy!

What I’m talking about here, as you might have guessed, is free teaser chat, and I’m here to offer you a few tips on the subject. No, not stuff like “Always use hand lotion” and “Make sure your girlfriend never uses your laptop.” You can find plenty of that elsewhere, I’m sure. No, my friend, I’m going to tell you how you can squeeze every bit of freeness out of free teaser chat. The best thing is, it’s a renewable resource; when it’s gone, it’s not gone forever. You can always go back to the same site later, often to the same girl; and even if you don’t, there are always new sites popping up to take advantage of. Look around this site. Do you think the two-dozen sites I have listed are all there is? Think again, my friend. There’s plenty more where that came from, and plenty more to come. This site is just getting started, baby.

The Two Important Types of Free Teaser

No matter what kind of girl shifts your stick, you can find them aplenty on an adult chat site — even Native American girls, though they tend to be rarer than most. There’s plenty of variety in other aspects of the experience, too. Some chat sites offer just a tiny bit of free chat; some have more extensive but limited options; some are entirely free for as long as your little gonads can handle. Sometimes length-of-free depends on whether you get a free membership or not. Some have great video, some crappy video. In general, some sites are absolutely incredible and some absolutely suck, and if you’ve read any of my reviews, you know I’m not going to make any bones about any of that.

So, there are lots of niggling little factors that contribute to a chat site and make it unique. However, to me, what’s really important is the type of chat they offer, and all subcategories aside, there are only two real varieties: real video chat where you can talk to the girl, which is what most sites offer; and free teaser video only, where you watch the girls without being able to talk to them. This last is the specialty of SecretFriends, for example, and to a lesser extent DirectSex, and a few others. Often, you end up as a voyeur on someone else’s private session, where you can view anything from dildo play to furious masturbation. This is heaven for the shy guy who prefers to watch, though you don’t have the option of directing the action yourself.

And Now (Drumroll Please): the Tricks for Extending your Free Chat

The idea of a free teaser is to tease you into paying money to see more; that’s the long and the short of it, if you’ll forgive the pun. At some point, you’re going to run out of free chat, or a girl will go private and you’ll lose her. Here’s where I’m going to make a few suggestions that will help you stretch those free few minutes as far as they’ll go, in several different dimensions.

Refresh, Refresh, Refresh
Some sites mete out your free teaser chat based on the length of time you spend with a chat host; others cut you off after you’ve checked out a certain number of girls. With the former, which seem to be the most numerous, you can often lengthen the amount of time your free chat lasts by refreshing the chat host, or by leaving and coming back. Even after they’ve turned you off, you can sometimes shut down the site and start again. This works particularly well with DirectSex, for example, where you can also switch from High Speed to Low Speed video to stretch your chat time. Most other sites are susceptible to this method to some extent, though some mean it when they tell you they want you to pay before they’ll let you continue — at least for that day. Quite often you can come back the next day and get another dose of pure, raw sex.

Girl to Girl
This is a method that I like to use when I’m in the mode for some instant honey, and I’m not looking for a particular babe to talk to. Almost all sites let you switch from one girl to another with relative speed (there are exceptions, which I’ll gripe about later). Now, on some sites you’re not going to get any nudity at all unless you pay: iFriends, Cams.com, AsianBabeCams, and LiveJasmin are prime examples. Anything beyond the occasional nipple slip and hand-bra is not going to happen unless you lay out the dollars. However, at some sites, like Flirt4Free and especially DirectSex and SecretFriends (and sometimes PrivateFeeds), it’s pretty easy to find a girl who’s at least partly nude. Some of them specialize in close-up masturbation and dildo games, so it’s not difficult to find someone who’ll help you get the juices flowing.

Don’t Bother if the Girls Won’t Talk To You
Believe it or not, there are some sites where the girls WILL NOT TALK TO YOU no matter how much you jabber at them, unless of course your name is highlighted in gold or otherwise marked in some way. That means that you’re a member. Often, you have to pay to be a member, and that sucks like an Electrolux. 247live, dear, are you listening? My take on the situation is that if they won’t talk to you, piss on ‘em — go somewhere else. It’s not like you don’t have a lot of choices.

Avoid the Beggers
One thing you can count on from an adult webcam site is having the girls ask, occasionally, for you to take them private. After all, that’s what free teaser chat is for, and that’s how these lovely ladies make their living. I don’t begrudge them that, and cheapskate though I am, I’m occasionally willing to pay to check out the charms of a lady who especially intrigues me. What I don’t like, and think is a waste of time, is having the girls ask you to take them private every five seconds. This isn’t teaser chat — this is beggar chat, as I pointed out in my famous review of AsianBabeCam. Almost as bad are the sites where a chat-bot or “keeper” interrupts the conversation several times a minute to remind you that you can take your current hottie private for just $1.99 a minute. Duh. I know that. You’re just being an annoyance here — KTHANXBYE. One site where this is done is 247live, which is in a class all its own when it comes to bad.

Just Ask
As you may have noticed, getting the most out of your free chat isn’t limited to extending it time-wise; it’s also a good investment if you can get a little more of what you’re looking for. If that’s just sparkling conversation or glimpses of cute feet, fine; but as for me, I’m a bit more tightly ruled by my hormones. I want to see provocative poses, nipples, and pubes. Performances with toys and such are also my cuppa tea. Sometimes you can get this in free teaser chat if you but ask. Don’t hound the poor girl; be as nice and as polite as you possible be, given that you’re asking her to do something nasty. This approach works better for some sites than others; try it at Flirt4Free.

Stay Away from Resource Hogs
For whatever reason, some adult chat sites just seem to try to commandeer every byte of memory your computer has available for use. This might have been understandable five years ago, but most computers these days — even laptops — have a gig or more of RAM available, and some have even more virtual memory. There’s no reason for it to take more than a few seconds for a site to load or switch you over to a new girl, and a site should never, ever make Windows — or your whole computer — crash. Yes, video takes up a lot of space, but it doesn’t have to take up that much. You shouldn’t end up waiting to see the girls more often than you actually see them. There are some really great sites out there that are simple enough, under their skin, that they don’t hog all your resources. You’ve already heard me sing their praises in this review, and they’ll get kudos in the last section. The very worst resource hog? AmsterdamliveXXX, hands down. AsianBabeCam comes in a distant second.

Read My Reviews
Here’s a great idea that can help you extend your pleasurable free viewing at various sites: read my reviews first, where I’ll always give you the straight skinny, raw and honest, about the sites I visit on a regular basis, and new sites as they bubble up out of the primordial ooze of cyberspace. If I haven’t reviewed a site yet, call me on it: make a comment in the appropriate space, so I know what you want to hear about. It could be I’m already an expert on that site, but if I’m not, then at least I have the enjoyment of perusing a new site and chatting up a new set of girls — or possibly encountering a familiar face here and there.

Your Best Bets

I could go on for thousands and thousands of words on the subject of extending your free chat time, but that would cut into my own viewing way too much. So here, I present you the very best of all worlds: those adult webchat sites that I think are the very best at the moment, whether or not I’ve reviewed them yet. All of them are as easy on the computer as on the eye, and they’re presented in no particular order.

Flirt4Free: Hundreds of girls, great video, and they pioneered the idea of unlimited free chat. Some of the girls will disrobe without going to private.

DirectSex: Plenty of girls, though you only get free video. However, you can occasionally be a voyeur in someone else’s fantasy, and see all kinds of kinky stuff.

SecretFriends: Like DirectSex, but with even more kinky girls to choose from.

PrivateFeeds: This one offers high quality free video AND free chat. Though I’m not as frequent a visitor here, I’m impressed by their style and variety. Nudity is rare, but it occurs.

LiveJasmin: One of the biggest sites out there; they claim more than 33,000 performers, though not all are girls. Good free video chat, though you probably won’t see any nudity.

Other sites worth checking out (though some are flawed) include AsianBabeCam, AsianCamModels, iFriends, CumTV, Cams.com, JuicyNetwork, Streamate, and Spread4U.

Now venture forth, my friends, and enjoy!

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