Ifriends is many things, but it’s not Free Teaser Chat Heaven. Let’s get that out of the way right now, shall we?
While it does have some free teaser chat (and some other teaser chat that isn’t free even though they say it is), unless they change their ways the iFriends people are never going to enjoy the regular attendance of the free teaser chat community.
It’s a sad, sad day when such a huge site as this, with its 500,000 performers, simply has no room for cheapskates and misers. What ever happened to the good old days, like last Tuesday, when you could both save a buck and get your rocks off too? Well, I guess if you go to Flirt4Free or SecretFriends that can still happen, but you won’t get it easily on Ifriends.
This is all just symptomatic, in my opinion, of a vast right-wing conspiracy to deprive good, red-blooded American men of their right to freebies. If I remember correctly, the right to free stuff is like the Third Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, right after the one that gives us the right to keep and arm bears. OK, so if you don’t live in the U.S. that probably makes about as much sense to you as the game of cricket does to me, but what I’m trying to say in my own little way is this: since webmasters discovered that giving stuff away makes for a really crappy business plan, they’ve been taking away our freebies right and left. Free teaser chat is just the latest casualty on many adult chat sites. How long will it be before free teaser even at sites like Flirt4Free goes the way of the AMC Pacer? I shudder to contemplate the free teaser chat future.
And Now We Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Program…
Whew! As you can tell, I’m a little passionate about the issue of free teaser chat — and why else would I be writing these reviews and running this site, when I could be playing World of Warcraft, eh? Anyway, although the free teaser chat is thin on the ground here, I still like iFriends. Check it out:
As you can see, they use that same “general interest” front that sites like Imlive and TempoDeAntena use. I think that’s cute. Look at all those experts, in a variety of fields, too! And of course there are the thousands and thousands of Sexual Health Experts. Even the ones who claim to teach cross-stitching and bookbinding have names like LilRedHottie and ErectDic. Hmmmm. Oh! And let me show you a little something that got me howling. Read the red print and you’ll see why:
Bwahahaha! Excuse me while I wipe my eyes. That was the best laugh I’ve had all day. What does iFriends thinks happens on these webcams, hmmm? Is this one of those nudge-nudge wink-wink things like Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell in the military?
Be That as It May…
Oh, right, the chat. Not much there, which is distressing because it’s such a big site. There are usually thousands of girls available in a variety of categories, and iFriends makes it easy to narrow down your choices with their great Live Browse Menu. The problem is, many of the girls won’t chat for free. Those that do offer free guest chat, which is nothing more than text chat like you’d get on AIM or MSN. Ho, hum. It doesn’t even work for me half the time. Videochat, however, is available, even FREE videochat — supposedly. It doesn’t work out that way. When you sign up for your FREE membership, iFriends wants your credit card number so they can confirm your adulthood, but here’s the thing — don’t give it to them. I did this about six months ago, and it wasn’t long before I had several mysterious charges from iFriends on my credit card which took several annoyed calls to clear up. Sure, you get to see “free” videochat of lovely young scantily-clad girls, but you never know when they’re going to charge you. That’s my experience, anyway; your mileage may vary. My recommendation is that you don’t give them the chance to mess up.
For those of you willing to chance it, you can either stick with the free membership (ha!) or pay either $6.95 or $9.95 for VIP or Elite membership, respectively. You’ll find that the video quality is good, if somewhat slow. The per minute rates vary, but seem to average about $3.99, which is a bit on the high side if you ask me. Not that I’d spend that kind of money, unless of course I was desperate.
Here’s My Take
I’m gonna tell you the truth here: iFriends is a decent site. It’s amusing, it’s got a tremendous number of performers, and it can be fun to browse the site, checking out the thumbnails of hot, hot ladies. But it’s not much fun for the fan of free teaser chat, and in the words of forgotten ’80s rocker Bruce Hornsby, that’s just the way it is. You want titillating, hot free teaser chat and video? Flirt4Free, PrivateFeeds, SecretFriends, and DirectSex all have a place at the table for you (at least for now!). Don’t go to iFriends looking for to get fed, though.
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