This week finds your old pal Chris in a quandary. See, there’s this great site I’ve found called ImLive; you might have heard of it. I really, really want to like ImLive, and of course I do in my own special way — but I’d be lying if I pretended that it gives good free teaser chat. It doesn’t. Like Secretfriends and TiffanyTeen, though, it has a unique allure that draws me back again and again. I think it might have to do with all the incredible pictures you can find while searching for someone to ogle. I mean, check out the succulent flesh in this little snapshot, which shows just five of the 435 girls who were grooving in the “Girls Alone” category the last time I visited:
Okay, I know the picture up there’s kind of small, but can you see that? T & A from here to there and back, AND in all colors of the human rainbow! And you know what? I chose that set of girls because they were all PG-13 rated. You should see some of the R-rated stuff that’s handily available. Mmmm-MMM! Good stuff, Maynard. As you can see, it’s Happy Hour for most of these ladies, which means I’d have to pay only $1.48 a minute instead of their standard $1.98. Haha! Chris Anderson pay for girlie chat? As if!
But hey, the girls gotta make a living, and it’s not like they charge as much as the girls on other sites do. Heck, they’re almost as cheap as calling long-distance to Europe these days. Not bad. Oh, and here’s another great thing I can say about ImLive: it’s not AmsterdamLiveXXX. It’s not even close. Sure, go ahead, click the link to go to ALX — if you dare. I hope you make it back, because that site sucks like a black hole and is more likely than a virus to crash your computer. Hmmm…could it actually BE a new form of virus? Now there’s an idea.
Well, as you might have expected, my conscience is tugging at me, telling me to get back to the real reason for this review, which is to rate the free teaser chat at ImLive. If fear this is going to be one of those thumbs-down reviews. Oh, there’s some free teaser chat available, but it’s the limited and crippled kind that I so despise. Here’s what we’ve got for options, according to my several covert insertions (heh heh) into the ImLive universe: a staggering 20 seconds (!) of free videochat is laid upon you, but you can only get that if you pay for at least a minute or two. Heck, I can barely blink my eyes in just 20 seconds. The other form of free teaser chat is text chat, with no video — all you get is a revolving arcade of shots from the girl’s photo collection. That’s not terrible, and there doesn’t seem to be a time restriction on the text chat, but unfortunately the girls are usually so busy with the videochat — for which they are getting paid, remember — that they mostly ignore the free text chat. Bummer, dude. Besides, even if they did? I can get plenty of free chat like that on IRQ. Yes, what I’m trying to say is that even if I end up chatting with a “girl” on ImLive, how do I know I’m not really talking to some fat guy in a wife-beater T-shirt somewhere in the South Bronx?
Imlive is not a difficult site to work with. Unlike some sites we all know and hate (I’m not going to say the A-name again in this review, cause I have to eat dinner yet), it’s as easy on the computer resources as a scoop of vanilla ice cream is on the parched throat of a desert wanderer, but not as cold. If only there were better free chat! Oy. The videochat is priced well, though; you’ll not find it much cheaper anywhere else on the web, if you can manage to pry your wallet open. Apparently some ladies will chat with you for as little as 98 cents a minute. If you want to go that route, Uncle Moneybags, you can purchase ImLive credits in amounts of $25, $50, $75, and $100 through the CCBill using your Visa, Mastercard, JCB, or Discover card. You can also purchase through a service called Epoch, or through MoneyGram, or by money wire (those last two are apparently not the same thing).
ImLive is a lot like iFriends, which I plan to review very soon. Lots of experts are available in a variety of fields, and on ImLive the sexual “experts” are placed, half tongue-in-cheek, under the category “Sexual Stress Relief.” There are lots of great pictures, the girls are hot, and there are plenty of them out there. But free teaser chat? Well, in the words of one of our great Presidents (and I’m surely not talking about the last few), I cannot tell a lie. The free teaser chat sucked. I can’t recommend ImLive for anyone who loves free teaser chat, but it’s a great place to rest your eyes while you’re waiting for your favorite lady to come online on Flirt4Free or PrivateFeeds.
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