There’s an old saying that tells us that good things come in small packages, and I suppose that’s accurate enough when you’re talking about high explosives, hobbits, and bricks of $100 bills. Most times, though, small is just small. There aren’t many snails, for example, who are likely to change the fate of the world; a penny saved is just a penny;, and the butterfly effect? That’s just so much bullshit. There’s not a butterfly anywhere that’s going to cause a typhoon in Asia by flapping its wings in North America.*
By now you’re probably asking yourself, “What the hell has Chris been smoking today?” Well, nothing too illegal. My point — and I do have one — is that small doesn’t work very well for adult chat sites. Small adult chat sites are too limited; they never have enough girls on the roster. Insufficient girlage means one thing, especially when those girls are located in Asia or Europe: you go online the evening, after work, and no one’s on. By 8 PM it’s, what, 2 AM or later on the other side of the world, and most all the chat girls are asleep. By the time they wake up and get to work, you’re in bed yourself. It all makes those Real Dolls start to look Real Good, despite the $5,000 price tags. (Not that I’ve been shopping around or anything.) Big sites don’t have this problem, simply because there are enough girls on the roster that there’s almost always a dozen or so chicas available for hire.
There’s a reason behind today’s longwinded philosophical salvos, and here’s a picture of it:
This perky little site is called LiveSexyDolls, and it’s the [I]sine qua non[/I] of this particular review (though of course I’ve taken the opportunity to step up on my little soapbox, haven’t I). It’s an attractive site, cutely pink as it is, but all those girls on the splash page? They’re never online, as far as I can tell. See, that’s part of the problem of having only 45 chat hosts on your roster without any set schedule: oftentimes, the site isn’t covered at all. Not a good business plan, even for studio girls, which these are.
All that aside, let’s talk about this site’s freeness quotient. What’s the free teaser chat and video like? Well, although it’s clear that they do offer it, I’ve never actually had a chance to experience it, because for that to happen [I]someone would actually have to come online[/I]. Okay, so maybe I’m being a little unfair. I’m sure there have been girls online every once in a while when I wasn’t online, but if the coverage is that spotty, what does that profit me? Nada. As much as I love free chat, I don’t have time to wait around all day for someone to show, and neither do you. Firt4Free and ImLive and Peekshows are all a few clicks away, and you won’t need to wait there.
I have to admit that the girls themselves are lovely. There’s not much of a sample to work with here, though, and they’re all white girls — the Central European standard, I suspect, though it’s had to tell. I’d love to be proven wrong someday, but that might require, oh, I dunno, actually being able to chat with one of the girls. But I guess I shouldn’t complain too much. After all, my favorite word is free, and this chat site’s as free as it gets, since there’s nothing to spend my money on.
Speaking of money, the girls all charge a decent rate, if you’re willing to pay it: 1.99 credits for group chat, and 2.99 for private. I assume that’s per minute. It’s not the cheapest rate out there, but it surely isn’t the most expensive. Again, all that’s based on the assumption that you’ll someday find someone online to play with. Until then I guess it’s one of those abstract concepts, like how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. Meanwhile, you can subscribe to the site for free while you wait. All you need to do is create a fancy new user name, supply a password, and slip ‘em the nifty email address you keep just for this purpose.
If you decide to charge you account, it’ll cost you $10 for 10 credits, $20 for 20 credits, $50 for credits, and $99 for 100 credits. Your payment options are Visa and MasterCard. Not much of a choice, but probably sufficient for your needs.
So, what’s the story here? Should you bother coming to LiveSexyDolls? Well, no, at least not until they get someone online. Sure, the site has good potential, but potential means nothing until it’s put into action. The site looks nice, the rates are good (if you must pay), and there are provisions made for free stuff, too — but you can’t wait around all day, and neither can I.
*Get real. If any species of butterflies could actually do this, outraged Asians would have rendered them extinct by now, and good riddance.
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