If you’ve ever read any of my reviews, you know that I’m a man of many words. I’ll never use one when five will do, although I do try to avoid five-dollar words like ambidextrous (which you need to be if you watch a lot of free teaser chat, heh heh heh) and pulchritudinous (which is what most camgirls are, especially when they’re naked). However, I’ve been known to make the occasional exception when I’m particularly impressed, one way or the other. That being the case, I have just three words for Privatefeeds, my new favorite site:
Free. Teaser. Heaven.
That said, you realize that I’m going to rattle on for a long time anyhow. It’s hard not to, when you need to spread the word about a site like this.
This is Eleanor, by the way. Here’s what she looks like when she’s not introducing you to her cleavage. Isn’t she pretty?
The Cute Bird of Happiness
Happiness makes me mellow, as you can tell maybe. I know I’ve been known to get grumpy and shred the occasional site, but that’s not going to happen here (247live, eat your heart out). It just so happens that the business plan Privatefeeds follows coincides perfectly with my consumer plan. That is to say, they give me all the free chat I want from lots and lots of different girls, and I eat it up like it’s chocolate ice cream. You know how your Mom always warned you that if you ate too many cookies or cake or whatever that you’d make yourself sick? Well, that doesn’t happen with free teaser chat. Not with me, anyway. I don’t know about all you other perverts.
Anyway, here’s the deal: at PrivateFeeds, you can log in and talk to the girls for free, apparently for as long as you want to — even if you don’t spend a red cent. The girl you’re talking to may eventually go on break, or go on private with somebody, or she may even go off shift, but short of your computer crashing, those are the only limitations you’ll have to worry about. Compared to what you get at most sites, that’s simply freakin’ incredible. The only similar site that comes to mind is Flirt4Free, and if I’m not mistaken, they pioneered the concept of unlimited free chat.
The number of girls available at PrivateFeeds isn’t as big as at, say, CumTV or LiveJasmin, but they’ve got plenty. I never counted fewer than 30, which is sufficient for all but the greediest connoisseurs of free teaser chat. Since I’m pretty greedy myself, I doubt many visitors will be disappointed. I certainly wasn’t. By the way, at first I was going to write that you’d be lucky to see anything more than the occasional nipple slip, but you know what? A nice little blondie named Jackie proved me wrong. Now, officially there was no nudity at all, but when one’s panties are so sheer than one’s little man-in-the-boat is plainly visible, along with every glistening fold of one’s portal o’ pleasure, then clothing just doesn’t matter much, does it?
Technically Speaking
PrivateFeeds is a simple, straightforward site. It does have a few bells and whistles here and there, but nothing that’ll bog you down like certain sites I could name. (Such as one that starts with “A” and ends with “XXX”). You’re presented with thumbnails of all the girls available, and you can limit the list according to hair color and (to a lesser extent) ethnicity. The thing I liked best (beside the UTTERLY FREE TEASER CHAT) was the fact that you could access broadband video just as easily as lowband. It looks great, and it’s just as free and long-lasting as its slower cousin. In fact, if you’ve got broadband, don’t even bother with lowband; why should you?
If you want to become a member, you can purchase a membership. It’s not free, alas, but it’s cheap. The basic membership is $9.99 per month, and it gets you some extras like thousands of free pictures and the ability to buy one-on-one private minutes, which at $5.25 each are, admittedly, kind of pricey. However, you can also get package deals for $29.99 and $49.99, which include some free minutes. Of course you realize that I didn’t go that route. Yeah, so I’m a miser. It’s my middle name: Chris Miser Anderson. Wanna see my birth certificate?
My Only Complaint
I’ve already bitched about the price for private shows, but that’s pretty standard. Otherwise, this here’s one great deal. I do have one teensy little complaint, though: it’s so easy to get busy with the free teaser chat ‘n video combo that it’s hard to get any kind of productive work done. It’s a good thing that I didn’t know about all this free teaser stuff back in college, or my GPR would have quietly crawled into the corner and shot itself.
All in all, this is a great site. Constant Readers, I present to you the Site of the Month. Enjoy yourselves immensely, all three of you, and be sure to take meal breaks occasionally.
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