Guess what kind of business PrivatFuck is in? Not much of a mystery, is it? At least they’re honest — you can certainly expect a raunchy good time from these ladies. In an industry that’s dominated by the Eastern Europeans, the Asians, and (to a lesser extent) the Dutch, it’s always nice to see a German adult chat site appear on the radar screen. Like many Europeans, Germans tend to have a wider definition of what’s sexy than we tight-assed Americans, so you’ll find more than just the same Barbie clone repeated over and over here. Now, I’ll admit that there were women on this site that I would never want to see naked, but I also happen to know that we all beat to different drummers, so to speak. Here’s a peek so you can get some idea about what I mean:
Being a German website, you don’t get the ethnic variety that you’d expect of most adult chat sites, but as I said before, the roster at PrivatFuck is surprisingly diverse in other ways. It’s a big site, too — I have no idea of the size of their full roster, but I never saw less than 390 performers active online. That indicates to me that there are probably thousands of performers in all. Which is frankly pretty wow, as the cool kids say. It’s a great place to find women outside of the adult chat mainstream, as long as you don’t mind most of them being blonde, and almost all of them being white. For example, I was surprised to note numerous mature women online– some of them quite mature — and there were quite a few BBWs, too. They weren’t shy about baring their pure, raw sex for the world to see, either. It’s nice to find so many women who feel confident about their sexuality. It reminds me of that Caribbean cruise I went on once, with the Norwegian grandmothers in their bikinis. That was scary, mind you, but their confidence was refreshing. We all could learn something from that kind of attitude.
Alas, PrivatFuck fails, utterly, my number one survey question when I’m reviewing these sites, which is, “Is there any free here?” Nope, and that’s three times in a row. As with IsLive and PlaymateShows, I’ve once again managed to review a site that offers not a single second of free teaser chat. You may be thinking, right about now (and I don’t blame you), “What the hell’s wrong with you, Chris? Why would you review a site that’s useless to a cheap bastard like me?” The answer is, so you don’t have to waste your time on it. I’m only thinking of you. You complete me.
All bullshit aside, for all I know you may decide to spend some money on these Germanic madchens. Stranger things have happened. Problem is, I can’t figure out how for sure much they charge. Part of it’s the fact that the site is in German. While I’ve got a well-rounded liberal education and I’m good at pretending that German is de-Frenchified English with excessive capitalization, which it kind of is, there are enough differences that I can’t read everything, and when you get right down to it Google Translator can’t either. Plus, I just couldn’t find any direct mention of costs anywhere. Maybe they’ll tell you once you give them your credit card number, but if you think I’m going to do that without getting a little slap-and-tickle first, then you’re reading the wrong review site.
One thing I can tell you is that you can charge up your account with Visa or MasterCard to the tune of 10 minutes for €19.90, 20 for €39.80, 40 for €79.60, or 60 minutes for €119.40. If that’s any indicator, then PrivatFuck charges a flat €1.99 per minute, which for us American is roughly $2.90, plus or minus a few cents. That’s high-middle as far as chat prices go. Whether it’s worth it is up to you to decide. I won’t be buying, I’m afraid, not while I can get stuff like Flirt4Free and PrivateFriends for free.
For the third review in a row, I’m gonna have to give a halfway-decent site a pass. I don’t have anything against PrivatFuck, heavens no, but if you’ll check the top of my webpage here you’ll see that it says “FreeTeaserChat.com.” This site, as interesting as it is, fails the primary test of this review site in that it utterly lacks the free, and I have to see to the needs of my readers first. How can you decide if you like a site if you can’t even taste of the interface? Well, frankly, you can’t. So while this site isn’t worthy of a raspberry, unlike our friend CamChatter, it’s nonetheless something I can’t recommend for those of us who crave free teaser chat, video, and all the rest. Let’s cross our fingers and hope things will work out better next week, eh?
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