I kinda like Asianbabecam, but I do have a major beef with them. You see, there’s a big difference between free teaser chat and free beggar chat. You may ask, “Gee, Chris, whatever do you mean?” Well, let me tell ya.
It’s a sad reality that not all sites are like SecretFriends, where you can catch masturbators or dildo shows for free on most days; I can live with that. There are lots of adult cam sites, include biggies like CumTV, where the girls won’t show anything at all unless you pay. Now, I don’t have a problem with being teased — if I did, would I host a site called Free Teaser Chat? I think not. Talking to the ladies and having them tease you adds a little spice to the whole adventure.
By now, you probably realize that your buddy Chris loves all the girls — skinny, BBW, blonde, brunette, redhead, Anglo, Latina, black, Asian, redhead, young, mature, redhead, you name it. Even redheads. So if ever your site gets less than perfect marks, ladies, it almost certainly isn’t your fault. I’ve got nothing but respect and admiration for all you wonderful girls, because you’ve got, ahem, certain assets that I don’t, and you’re not afraid to show ‘em off. No ma’am, if your site fails to twiddle my joystick, it’s because of the site, not you. In fact, many a site I’ve checked out has been saved from reviewer oblivion by the pretty pretty girls who perform there.
I gotta say it: Dutch girls are just plain beautiful, and if the thumbnails at camsolo.nl are anything to judge by, they’re pretty darn uninhibited, too. It’s enough to make me want to catch a flight to the Netherlands right away and check out the girls in person. Being a little short of cash this week, however, I concluded that it was a better idea to look into free teaser chat and, hopefully, free video. That decided, I proceeded to jump right in.
Well, I proceeded to try, anyway.
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Allow me to introduce you to Peekshows, if you haven’t already met. Peekshows, say hello to my readers, all three of them; readers, say hi to Peekshows. is one of those little gems that make me glad I own a computer. It’s no Flirt4free (which is the gold standard for a reason, by golly), but it does offer a nice combo of free teaser chat and video. Whenever you venture to , you’ll find several dozen girls ready to make your dreams come true.
You know, I realize that a lot of the sex industry is based on illusion and outright deception, and I’ve resigned myself to that fact. After all, being who and what I am — which is to say, a cheap-bastard chat site reviewer who won’t ever pay to go private — I don’t have a lot of room to complain. I’m just here for the free teaser chat, see? Being a red-blooded American male, however, you just know I’m going to complain anyway.
This week finds your old pal Chris in a quandary. See, there’s this great site I’ve found called ImLive; you might have heard of it. I really, really want to like ImLive, and of course I do in my own special way — but I’d be lying if I pretended that it gives good free teaser chat. It doesn’t. Like Secretfriends and TiffanyTeen, though, it has a unique allure that draws me back again and again. I think it might have to do with all the incredible pictures you can find while searching for someone to ogle. I mean, check out the succulent flesh in this little snapshot, which shows just five of the 435 girls who were grooving in the “Girls Alone” category the last time I visited:
Ah, CumTV. Now there’s a name that makes no bones (or should I say boners?) about why you’re really here. Admit it, pal — you’re here to see pure raw sex, and lots of it. Come to CumTV and you’ll have that. In a recent visit, your old pal Chris found an impressive 430 models online, including 173 saucy vixens of all ethnicities just waiting to strut their considerable stuff for free. Now that’s sexayyy if you ask me. And while I may be too cheap to pay serious per-minute charges to see the other girls online (there were 251 total, not including the couples and fetishistas), I still had a close look at their thumbnails and was able to get the occasional tingle that way.
Ten thousand. That’s pretty much the number of chat hosts available on CamCrush. Every time I visit this site, the selection gets larger; last time I looked, for example, there were “only” about 9,400. My, how time flies. No, wait — that was just last week.
Okay. Maybe two weeks ago.
The fact is, the CamCrush site is getting bigger by the week. Or perhaps it’s better to say that CamCrush and Streamate are getting bigger by the week, since they’re essentially the same site in different clothing, employing all the same models. What I’m trying to say is, join one of the sites, but don’t join both. If’n you do, you’ll end up paying twice for the same selection of models.
Pinays and Chinese and Malays, oh my! This week, we’re taking a little trip to AsianCamModels, which on the whole I liked more than AsianBabeCams, your other major choice for Asian chat girls. Frankly, I find it amazing how much variety there is just among Asian girls. Sure, there are the inevitable similarities, but you can usually tell a Filipina from girls who are Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Malay, or Polynesian. Whoever came up with the old “three race” ideology had it wrong: there are either dozens of races, or one great big one with a lot of variety. As a student of comparative female anatomy, I’d have to go with the latter. No matter where we’re from, every male’s key is designed for the same kind of lock, and that’s all there is to it.
Got a Big Surprise for you, guys. You may even be shocked. But more on that later; let’s look at CamChatter first.
At first glance, CamChatter’s one of those sites where you wonder, “Now, why haven’t I heard of this one before?” Here’s a site that apparently offers you not just softcore, not just hardcore, but also fetish chat performers for you to enjoy yourself with. When you enter the site, you’re treated to a nice free teaser clip of a gamine young lady showing off her cunnilingual expertise, which I took as an encouraging sign. In addition, the home page is set up with rather explicit thumbnails displaying what can be found within each category, and you’ll find more hardcore piccies inside each category that link to the individual performers. Here’s what the home page looks like. Notice how many of the little black stars I had to cleverly place to keep this a PG website, and on just four pictures too! I sure hope you have a vivid imagination.
Is there a finer adjective than “free?” I think not. Consider Free Parking in Monopoly (or even real life), or free love, or free lunch, or especially free teaser chat. As you probably know by now, free teaser chat is the joy of this particular Chris Anderson. Heck, I built a website around it, didn’t I? Free teaser is a massively good idea, as any decent adult chat site like Flirt4Free or Peekshows would tell you.
Now, here’s a site that makes no bones about what it’s for. Why else would you call a chat site Cambang? Oh, sure, it’ll probably draw in a few unsuspecting aficionados of guns or fireworks, but us experienced chatters know there’s something sexy involved here. Cambang doesn’t disappoint by any means. There are tons of attractive girls all over this site. Okay, if you must have it in numbers, there are hundreds of girls — a wide variety, in fact. During my visits I saw the innocent, the shy, the wicked, and the wild, and all stages and phases in between. There are also a lot of Goth girls, who offer their own style of nihilistic naughtiness.
Camgirlshide is plain and simple. I don’t get the name, really, unless it means that you have a chance to look at a lot of camgirls’ hides, which indeed you do. (They’re certainly not shy, and there are more than 1,400 of them in stock.) Camgirlshide is also quite different from most chat sites you’ll find out there. For one thing, this isn’t a cluster of girls who work as contractors for the folks running the site; this is a place where independent camgirls can post free listings, and it’s run by a guy who does it as a hobby. Now there’s some dedication, right there. Here’s how it looks on the surface:
Land on the website, and might just scratch your head for a moment before you realize why it’s so darn familiar. But it’s an easy site to love, once you see that it’s ImLive in another suit of clothes. Oh, it’s a nice suit, better in some ways than the original, and I have to admit that the site management makes no serious attempt to pretend that this is anything other than a portal site. Check it out for yourself:
Welcome back, cats and kittens, to Free-Teaser-Chat.com. Today we’re going undercover to inspect the goodies at a fine-looking site called CamTrue. Going in, I had high hopes for this one. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, this site looks good on the surface, but does it have any decent free teaser chat and video? We’ve been disappointed before.”
Let’s cut right to the chase, shall we? While Desire2Cam is a well-put-together site that could potentially be described with adjectives like “exciting,” “alluring,” “intriguing,” and even “well-stocked,” the sad truth is that the best adjective that describes it is “disappointing.” Oh, and there’s “boring,” too. is a terribly good-looking site with a lot of potential, but that potential is currently going to waste. It’s a lot like 247live and 2lips in that way. Here’s what I mean about the potential:
If you like yummy Japanese girls (and who doesn’t?), head over to ExShot to take a good, long look at what they’ve got to offer. Exshot is one of the top Japanese adult chat sites — which admittedly isn’t saying all that much, since there aren’t that many Japanese sites out there. In my experience, the Eastern Europeans and other Asians have the market mostly sewn up, though there’s always room for a talented newcomer with what my marketing friends call a Unique Selling Point (USP). ExShot’s USP is brain-meltingly cute Japanese chicks.
Today, kiddies, we’re going to take a walk with a nice site fetchingly named ExtasyCams. I’m all enamored with ExtasyCams, despite the fact that there’s not enough free chat here to fill a gnat’s condom (and isn’t that a compelling image?). Well, okay, maybe I’m being unfair; there are those semi-realtime thumbnails for each of the active performers. The thumbnails change regularly, and do appear to be reflective of what’s going on in the actual chat rooms — and some of what’s going on is pretty raunchy. It’s not uncommon to see blowjobs, female masturbation, dildo shows, and sheer nekkidness on the thumbnails, even if no one will put out for free chat. Here’s a shot of a typical scene from the site’s splash page:
is an interesting find. It’s not very big, mind you, but it’s still interesting. I like the way they’ve put together a nice “Scheduled Chat Models” section on the splash page, so you know who’s coming online in the next day or so — all the better to schedule your life around your chatting sessions. Admittedly, they probably set up this useful feature for a purely practical reason (that is, to camouflage their general lack of online performers) but that doesn’t detract from its usefulness. It’s nice to know who’s getting ready to step into the batting box.
Oh, and did I mention these girls are overwhelmingly Canadian? Take a look at the website, eh?
There’s an old saying that tells us that good things come in small packages, and I suppose that’s accurate enough when you’re talking about high explosives, hobbits, and bricks of $100 bills. Most times, though, small is just small. There aren’t many snails, for example, who are likely to change the fate of the world; a penny saved is just a penny;, and the butterfly effect? That’s just so much bullshit. There’s not a butterfly anywhere that’s going to cause a typhoon in Asia by flapping its wings in North America.*
When Small is Blah
If you’re one of those guys who prefers to think of your adult chat sessions as dates (as I sometimes do), then I’ve got just the site you’re looking for: LiveWebDate. The concept’s pretty straightforward, and you’ve got not one but two basic options. You can either check the site for a girl who’s immediately available and ask her out, or you can book a date in advance. If she agrees to your request, off you go. Sounds a lot like real life, doesn’t it? In my book, that’s a selling point, but as with any date, don’t go in thinking you’re going to get any poonani for free. No, indeed. But I’ll elaborate more on that a little later.
For those of us who relish free teaser chat, there’s nothing quite like finding a big new site that offers it. Not only do you get the freeness that you so desire, you also have a large new roster of ladies to experiment with. That’s why I so enjoyed my recent discovery of Passioncams. It’s so much larger and well stocked than all those li’l sites we’ve been visiting lately, like LiveSexyDolls and LiveWebDate. Not that there’s anything wrong with small sites, necessarily, especially when they’re new and just getting off the launch pad; in the words of the great Alan Jackson, it’s all right to be little bitty. But it’s nice to go to a site, any time of the day or night, and actually find someone online and ready for some action, dontcha know. Welcome to PassionCams.
As far as I’m concerned, there’s a lot to be said for simplicity in website design, even — especially — in the adult chat industry. Think about it: what do you really need besides a basic layout, a searchable database, chat host software, and a way to display and organize thumbnails? I’m sure there are a few more things to it that occur behind the scenes, but basically, anything beyond that’s bells and whistles — and it’s the bells and whistles that slow my computer down, which as long-time readers (all three of you) may remember , really torques my toast.
Guess what kind of business PrivatFuck is in? Not much of a mystery, is it? At least they’re honest — you can certainly expect a raunchy good time from these ladies. In an industry that’s dominated by the Eastern Europeans, the Asians, and (to a lesser extent) the Dutch, it’s always nice to see a German adult chat site appear on the radar screen. Like many Europeans, Germans tend to have a wider definition of what’s sexy than we tight-assed Americans, so you’ll find more than just the same Barbie clone repeated over and over here. Now, I’ll admit that there were women on this site that I would never want to see naked, but I also happen to know that we all beat to different drummers, so to speak. Here’s a peek so you can get some idea about what I mean:
Here’s something a bit amusing for you today: an adult chat site called PurityCams. No, really. But despite the amusing inappropriateness of the name, it’s got more than 1,200 performers working their little butts off for you, and that takes a lot of heart. Sites the size of this one are nice to find, because they’re not so small that they’re boring, but they’re not so big that they’ve sunk into that comfortable complacency that, say, ImLive and CamContacts have. You might not be able to find every little sexual quirk that turns you on here, but they’ve still got a lot to offer, and you’ll generally find dozens, if not hundreds, of performers present whenever you sign on. The format and layout are pretty easy to handle, too. Here, take a look at the splash page.
Today, gents, we’ve washed ashore on the pink-encrusted isle in the Internet Sea that is SeventeenLive. Now, I don’t mean “pink” in the sexual sense, though there is some of that. Nope, I’m talking about the site itself. It’s as pink as a Southern belle at her first GWAR concert. Pink like Barbie. Pink like a flamingo. You know, just as pink as something, well, overly pink. That kind of thing. Whose idea was that? Aren’t they aware that this is supposed to be a site catering to horny men, not eight-year-old girls who like ponies? Well, hell, take a look yourself.
What has gotten into adult chat sites these days? There was a time when I couldn’t review a site without getting all the free stuff I could handle. Okay, admittedly, some that was free stuff I didn’t want, in the form of sneaky expensive sign-ups and pop-ups so aggressive they practically climbed out of the computer and raped me — thank you, CamChatter — but there were also sites like Flirt4Free and PrivateFriends that overwhelmed me with sexual goodness, some of it pretty extreme. Whatever happened to that? These days, it seems I rarely get the chance to experience it. Take , for example.
I started this particular review process feeling kind of optimistic about SexonCam; after all, here we have an adult chat site devoted to gen-you-wine British girls, who are known for their hot and sexy ways. Couldn’t be anything but right, right? Well, in the words of the old Waylon Jennings song, wrong. I know, I know, what was I thinking? Unbridled optimism from yours truly? I have to admit that I was a little feverish that day. Must have been something I ate.
Oh, SexonCam isn’t horrible or anything; it was just horribly disappointing. And it looked so nice to start out with. Check it for yourself.
Well, isn’t this special. It seems that WatchCams has been stricken with a case of the “littles.” What do I mean by that? Simply this: there’s not very much here. That’s not to say that they didn’t try — WatchCams is a pretty little site, and it’s quite clean in an operational sense. It lacks the unnecessary bells and whistles that afflict so many other adult chat sites, which means someone spent a lot of time and effort to make it that way. Plus, the interface (as much of it as I was allowed to test) seems to work expeditiously, without unnecessary wait-time. Like the best sites, WatchCams has the potential to be transparent — that is, so well done and unassuming that you can forget there’s anything between you and the action. But there has to be at least a little action for that to happen. Tragically, WatchCams is almost empty. Here’s what the splash page looks like.
So CamGuest recently popped up on my radar screen, and I decided I’d better take a gander. You know, I had high hopes for it at first. For one thing, CamGuest claims a substantial population of chat performers, more than a thousand in all, almost 900 of which are of the feminine persuasion. As far as I’m concerned, this is a Good Thing. There’s a lot to be said for a big selection, and frankly, with the exception of WellCams, that’s precisely what my review sites have been lacking lately. Another purported feature that got my hopes up was the promised copious free chat, which is just what Dr. Chris ordered. Can I get an Amen on that?
Ifriends is many things, but it’s not Free Teaser Chat Heaven. Let’s get that out of the way right now, shall we?
While it does have some free teaser chat (and some other teaser chat that isn’t free even though they say it is), unless they change their ways the iFriends people are never going to enjoy the regular attendance of the free teaser chat community.
Limited Teaser