If I have a mantra I can call my own, it’s “Nothing’s better than free.” If you’re a frequent guest to my humble web-abode, you’ve seen that sentiment more than once on these pages. Now, that’s not necessarily the best-ever approach to take with women, as many a potential Mrs. Anderson has made clear in the past. But hey, it’s part of who your buddy Chris is. So I’m a cheapskate, a miser, a skinflint. Call me what you will, I won’t end up being some Scrooge McDuck-type sitting alone with a candle in his counting room, going through his pennies. Oh, no. A hundred years ago maybe, but now we have electricity and all the cool things that come with it — like electric lights, and the Internet. And on that latter pinnacle of technological achievement, I can meet and look at all the cute girls I want to at any time of the day or night, and a lot of them will take off their clothes for me and do all kinds of perverted things! Oh, joy!
If you’ve ever read any of my reviews on this site (and I certainly hope you have), then you know that I’m all about getting as many free goodies as I can from the lovely ladies I encounter on my favorite adult chat sites. I’ve even told you exactly how to go about it: check out my previous tips article, Getting the Most Value Out of Free Teaser Chat, for more details. As I point out in the very first line of that article, ain’t nothin’ better than free, and that article will give you the skinny on various ways to cajole the last erg of free sexual energy out of the chat lovelies you encounter.