Today, gents, we’ve washed ashore on the pink-encrusted isle in the Internet Sea that is SeventeenLive. Now, I don’t mean “pink” in the sexual sense, though there is some of that. Nope, I’m talking about the site itself. It’s as pink as a Southern belle at her first GWAR concert. Pink like Barbie. Pink like a flamingo. You know, just as pink as something, well, overly pink. That kind of thing. Whose idea was that? Aren’t they aware that this is supposed to be a site catering to horny men, not eight-year-old girls who like ponies? Well, hell, take a look yourself.
So yeah, pink. Actually the site reminds me of the one that took over for CandidFriends — VoyeurDorm. While SeventeenLive doesn’t claim to be a dormitory site where all the girls live and screw around together, it’s got the same pinkness thing going, and the same emphasis on young girls of more or less the same physical type. But VD has something more going for it: there’s a little variety in there. For example, I think they included one black girl and some Latinas. You’re not going to get that with SeventeenLive. The site’s not that big, either: I counted about a hundred chat girls listed on the roster. There’s no way of telling how many are available at a particular time, and no way to sort them either.
I’ve got my problems with SeventeenLive, but I have to admit that the girls are still cute. It’s just that they’re very much of a type: petite girls without much in the way of tits, which may cause the guys who like small breasts to drool, but which is nonetheless disappointing for those of us interested in more generous portions. And speaking of generous portions, you’re not going to find a BBW anywhere, dammit. Or a mature woman. Or a black woman. Didn’t see any Asians or obvious Latinas in the mix, either. To make a long story short, about all you get in terms of variety is a different face and different hair from girl to girl. I guess the Caucasian girl, right-out-of-high-school demographic is part of their business model, but you’ve gotta wonder how well it works. Not that I’d kick any of these girls off my monitor, but sometimes you need a little variety to keep the juices flowing.
Speaking of juices: it’s pretty clear that these girls are not shy. In the limited freeness that they offer here (and I’m going to address that in a minute), you can see girls doing things with their hands and with vegetables that may make your jaw drop and certain other portions of your anatomy rise. It’ll make you wonder just how in the hell they got that stuff in there. And if you want to take a break to see what I’m talking about, I don’t blame ya. I’ll just go play Minesweeper for a minute.
Okay, by now you’ve probably discovered what I was talking about when I mentioned limited freeness in the last section. They don’t offer any free chat, so don’t expect it. Nope, not one measly second. You can always amuse yourself with the chat thumbnails and the pics in the Featured Girls sections, but those (while titillating) are of limited interest. They do have a couple of cheesy and not-very-exciting videos you can look at (of middling quality), along with a live feed that it seems no one ever mans. Wow, it’s really dark there at 0604 CST on a Saturday. I wonder where they’re located? I’m gonna guess the studio is somewhere in Eastern Europe, since they take Euros in payment; you’d think it would be in the middle of the day there, though.
As far as its payment scheme goes, SeventeenLive works differently from most sites of its type. In most cases like this one I’d expect, first, to pay a monthly membership fee, and then to pay a per-minute fee once I hooked up with a Barbie. I’m happy to say that the per-minute fee is not applicable here — you just pay a monthly fee and you can talk to any girl you want. The membership fee is about what you’d expect: moderate, verging on the outrageous. It costs €24.95 per month ($37.11), and you can pay with Visa or MasterCard. A 90-day membership costs a lot more: €70.95 ($105.53). Or you can do a three-day membership for €9.95 ($14.80). I think that’s too much for three days; it’s not that big of a jump to the monthly membership, which is probably why they set it so high. Naturally, your membership will renew automatically when it runs out; that’s standard, too. I don’t have to like it, though.
Don’t bother with SevernteenLive. I just can’t recommend it. It’s not evil or anything (unlike, for example, AmsterdamLiveXXX or CamChatter), but it holds little joy for those of us who like free teaser chat and video. You can’t get more than a few tantalizing glimpses here and there, and in the end, it’s just not worth the effort.
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