Talk about your teasers! Sweetapples has all the other sites beat when it comes to teasing. Just when you think you’ll get some nipples or nether regions on one of the many free, Free, FREE teaser videos, the video cuts away or fades out. In the immortal word of Homer Simpson: “D’oh!” There is one exception, though. Take a look at the lengthy sample video clip on the front page, and you’ll see lots of topless and bottomless babes prancing about and displaying their goodies; some are willing to make their clitorises dance for you, too. There are quite a few single images of nekkid chickies scattered all over the site, so in a sense, you do get some free teaser images, if that’s what you’re looking for. I mean, look at all the stars I had to add to make the picture below PG — can you dig it? The star on the one girl’s back (second down from the left) was already there; that’s a tattoo. No, really, it is. Where do you think I got the idea of using stars?
As you know, your pal Chris loves free pictures of nude and nubile performers — but there’s a reason I named this site “FreeTeaserChat.” See, I’m looking for free teaser chat. And this site ain’t got any. Sweetapples is now a primetime pay site, though if I recall correctly, it didn’t used to be.
The picture above hardly does Sweetapples justice, because you don’t get to see all the flashing text and the dancing nudie girls. But I’m forced to admit that it’s a lovely site, if you feel you absolutely have to pay to talk to cam cuties. There are plenty of girls of all types available, and they pander to all kinds of refreshing perversions, including hanging out in their undies. As any connowser of fine camgirls knows, artfully-worn underthings can be sexier than full nudity. C’mon, you know what I’m talking about; don’t pretend.
Bet that as it may, I find myself tearing my hair out because, as much as I want to like SweetApples, I can’t find enough free! A lack of free teaser chat is a black mark in my book. OK, so secretfriends doesn’t have any free teaser chat per se, but they do have free video, some of it utterly X-rated. Heck, even AmsterdamliveXXX has some free chat, and it doesn’t really have much to recommend it at all. One day, when I post my review on that dastardly site, you’ll know why.
But let’s get back to Sweetapples, which actually had a lot of skin showing when I was there. Look at all those stars!
See the girl in the middle picture, the one wearing the necklace and earrings and not much else? I sure would like to tease some of her chat, because frankly she reminds me of someone I know in real life (I ain’t saying who), and I’m entranced by her wholesome beauty. But no — turns out I’d have to pay $29.95 per month to get to know her. And see the word “Live” in the upper left corner of that image? You get to see a clip of the young lady in action (and I have to admit, she has the perkiest of perky breasts, which, alas, I can’t show you here), and the word “live” is flashing the whole time, but it’s funny how she’s always the girl you see whenever you come onto the site, and how she always goes through the exact same motions before the “free preview” fades out for the typical “Join Now” pitch. Could it be that the clip is not, in fact, as “Live” as sweet Sweetapples claims? Blasphemy, surely!
Mmmkay! There’s no free teaser chat and damn little free teaser video at SweetApples; that should be clear enough by now. You have to become a member to get all the good stuff. Easy enough, that: most major credit cards are accepted, or you can pay by check through CCBill. You can also charge your jollies to a 1-900 number (not recommended if you have a significant other, or live in your parents’ basement). Anyway, you have two basic options: US $29.95 per month, or $59.95 for three months (that’s a bargain right there). What do you get? Over ONE MILLION pictures and over 2,000 streaming videos. Thank you, high technology. The number of girls available to chat with isn’t mentioned, but the intimation is that there are hundreds.
From what I can see, the site is a technical marvel. It doesn’t overindulge with the memory, and the sample videos that you can access are high quality and not jerky at all. You may very well enjoy SweetApples, unless you’re a miser like me. Just remember going in: there’s no free teaser chat. Dadgummit.
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