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Have you ever fallen in love online? Or at least in lust?

Hey, it happens sometimes, even to us crusty old chat site reviewers. You see T & A all day (and sometimes D & B too, if you stumble on the occasional trannie), and you think you get immune to it. Sure, all that feminine flesh is a joy to look at, but after a long day of surfing it takes something extra special to make your sticker peck out, as they used to say in my hometown. And what might that special something be? That’s up to you, but for me it’s fresh-faced wholesome blondies with what the King in Monty Python and the Holy Grail called “huge tracts o’ land,” if you know what I mean. And I believe you do.

‘Suckered’ In

That’s why I found Miss Tiffany here to be so fetching. Okay, hers aren’t the biggest tracts o’ land in the world, but they’re certainly abundant — and as the saying goes, more than a mouthful’s wasted, anyway. Even better, Tiffany has her own site full of naughty pictures — but, horror of horrors, it’s a pay site. (!!!11!) Worse, it’s not one of those pay sites like Sweetapples, where you at least get to see some nudity and cute dancing girls. No, these images are (relatively) chaste. Normally that would be enough for me to say arrivederci and quickly move on — but you know, she really is cute, and my hand was really tired from mousing* all day anyway, so I stayed a while at TiffanyTeen. After all, she offers a full nine free pages of herself strutting her stuff in outfits that leave little to the imagination. Check out Page 1 for yourself.

Oh, dear. I never thought I’d be jealous of a lollipop…

Young Tiffany, a mere 18-years-old though she is, has the online pay site thing down pat. Sadly enough, there is absolutely no free teaser chat at all. Heck, there’s no live chat anyway, free or otherwise. She does offer quite a few pictures — 17,122 at last count — not to mention a variety of sexy videos, in one of which she’s clad only in lotion. It’s almost enough for a cheap old bastard like me to consider parting with a few dollars, if only so I can enjoy an orgy of TiffanyTeenness. Heck, can you blame me? Take a look at these assets!

If only there was a way to get her to talk to me directly…but I fear it would cost me even more money, so I’ll have to enjoy her assets from afar. Oh, Tiffany, why hast thou forsaken me?

The Specifications

Although it used to be its own separate site, TiffanyTeen is now a part of a kind of conglomerate of similar sites run by Phil-Flash.com. Phil’s got good taste, actually. Among other things, he offers access to more than 61,000 still images and 319 videos of tight-bodied teenyboppers that any red-blooded male would surely love to bop. Amateur models, Cheerleaders, Webcams, Guest Models, and several other single-girl sites — they’re all there. The reason I’m reciting all this is because you get everything I’ve mentioned when you join, not just Tiffany. You can use your credit card to sign up, and you can choose to pay not just with US dollars, but with Canadian dollars, Aussie dollars, Euros, British pounds sterling, or even Japanese yen (there’s a pun in there somewhere, but I don’t feel like hunting for it). Anyway, in USD it costs $29.95 for the first month, then a recurring $24.95 per month.

My Final Forlorn Decision

Alas, while I might be fascinated with this sleek blonde beauty known as Tiffany, I’d be betraying my duties as a freechatologist if I recommended her site to the lover of free teaser chat. She doesn’t offer any: her site is completely static except when Phil Flash updates it with new stills or video. If you want free chat, go to privatefeeds or Flirt4Free.

I’ve got to be straight with you. As tempted as I was by little Stiffany here, if you think I’d drop a dime for the privilege of unlimited access to her site, then you’re either new to the site or you’ve seriously misunderestimated my stinginess. (Of course misunderestimated is a word; it must be, if the Leader of the Free World uses it). No, TiffanyTeen is for shy guys looking for eye-candy and masturbation fodder, not extroverts like you and me, who want to get to know chatty girls intimately in more ways than one. For us, this site’s something of an exercise in futility, so…if you’re in the neighborhood, well, take a look. But don’t shell out for the grand tour, ‘k? You can find cheesecake piccies like these all over the Web for free.

Sigh. Sorry, Tiff.

*Yes, mousing, thank you. I’d tell you to get your mind out of the gutter, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of this site, now wouldn’t it?

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